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gitchygitchygoomeans:

happyperson023:

gitchygitchygoomeans:

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

what do you guys think he is saying?

I think MEEEHHHH

I MEAN IN GOAT LANGUAGE. WHAT DOES MEEEHHHH TRANSLATE TO?

In this situation is means STOP WASHING MY BUTT!!

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

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heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

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zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

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ridge:

:/


*sighs*

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

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lifehackable:

How colors make us feel.
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I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell. 

It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.

Boost because everyone should know!!!

My uncle was an EMT and I can verify this is true.

It’s a hundred percent true the only time police will be involved Is if you have endangered the lives of another adult or child. Until that happens you will not get in trouble, your life means more to a doctor than the mistakes you made to put yourself in that position

nahshaw:

ok but give young teenagers proper credit because i remember being 14 and having swag and whatever but i also remember my 14 year old self crying to sleep every night and hoping i’d wake up dead.. honestly shout out to those people who are very very young and are dealing with really shitty situations and want to die but wake up every day like congrats dude you’re doing it

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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